Drying Is Fun
Drying Is Fun
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This book, by popular childrens' author Spudchop Tagliatelle, is a must-have for parents of children suffering from post-shower-towelphobia. Witty and beautifully illustrated by popular childrens' illustrator Robert Crowsfeet, it adopts a patronising tone that the children will mistake for sincerity, yet the parents will recognise as sharp piss-taking out of this pathetic affliction.
Also by the same author:
- Chewing Properly Before Swallowing Is Fun
- Waiting Until You Are In The Toilet Before Relaxing Your Appropriate Muscles Is Fun
- Keeping Out Of The Fucking Garage You Little Shit Is Fun
- Well-formed HTML Is Fun>
Pete · Sunday November 16, 2003
09:38
Comments are fun
Adrian Sevitz · November 16, 2003 12:07Is this Pete back to posting, then? Or is it just a space filler?
ed · November 16, 2003 21:33Pete? THE Pete?
robin · November 17, 2003 09:50* rushes excitedly up towards Pete, arms outstretched *
First thought: That doesn't sound like Karen.
Second thought: Maybe she's got a guest blogger. Audi Man, maybe?
Third thought: IT'S PEEEEEETE !!!!!
Never leave us like that again, do you hear?
mike · November 17, 2003 11:12*Tearful family reunion*
Stuart · November 17, 2003 11:25Pete's back. Hurrah. That was almost worth clambering out of my sick-bed for. Really.
Vaughan · November 17, 2003 13:30My hornet squadron are flying a lap of honour for you, General Pete.
Mark · November 17, 2003 13:56I'm not back, exactly.
Consider it a hiatus from not blogging.
Pete · November 17, 2003 20:10pete? ubacka?
kate · November 17, 2003 23:18*groans*
Stuart · November 18, 2003 09:36And now we have the long dark teatime of the soul before he posts again or before Karen gets back to announce her sex change operation was a success.
D · November 18, 2003 16:19Goddammit, you all love him more than me. Zed was wrong.
That's it, I'm sulking. I'm staying on hiatus. Unless anyone wants some tea.
Karen · November 18, 2003 16:49I was thinking of designing and sticking a new page on the old URL...either a bar (Kate's suggestion) or a tea shop...
I wasn't entirely sure how it would work in any way differently to the Uber cocktails / tea sessions...
Karen?
I'd like some tea.
Stuart · November 18, 2003 17:24Thank you.
See, Pete's discovered the essential rule of popular blogging. Remain silent and only post once in a blue moon. I knew there was a way in which I'd been going wrong all these years.
Vaughan · November 18, 2003 20:45I can't give you tea, I'm not back yet.
Karen · November 19, 2003 10:08Yes yes I know...I was just illustrating a tea-related desire to keep you from a permanent hiatus as threatened above.
Stuart · November 19, 2003 10:13Hmm. Tea. Tea would be great. Milk and one sugar, please...
Stark · November 19, 2003 10:37She's not really there, Stark. She's just a figment of our Uborka-starved imaginations.
Anyone else want to do tea in Karen's absence?
Stuart · November 19, 2003 11:02I know, but she's a figment with tea, and therefore worth asking anyway.
Stark · November 19, 2003 12:47..especially, I suppose, as the tea is, ahem, figmentary anyway.
Let us conjure up an imaginary Karen to present us with imaginary tea.
Stuart · November 19, 2003 16:11Heh. Well, I've got a very nice cup of tea here, thank you. But you're all going to have to wait.
Karen · November 19, 2003 16:45( Karen is being rather obfuscious regarding her email address, don't you think ?)
sue · November 19, 2003 17:41(oh, just that I'm chez Pete and haven't bothered to alter the saved thingummy)
(I'm not here, you see)
Karen · November 19, 2003 18:29('Thingummy' ? Of course. This could indeed be true, after all, someone poetically inclined is busy elsewhere, I have noticed.
Do I strike anyone else as being a modern day version of the...Gestapo ?)
sue · November 19, 2003 21:14