This afternoon’s cocktails will feature special guest Henry The Cat, and the tail [sic] of how Henry came to live with us. See you at 5 in the usual place!
Is it Friday? I think probably it is, so let’s do cocktails later – all very welcome.
Bingo sheets are not mandatory, but we have tweaked them slightly and if you’d like one, use the link two posts below.
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- Gordon, that's one of the bingo options you're named in - Lyle
- Join Zoom Meeting https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5102470361 Meeting ID: 510 247 0361 - Karen
- Apparently I'm now a bingo entry. Flattered? Insulted? Unsure. Anyway, have a fun Zo... - Gordon
This is the third version of the Snappy, and maybe this’ll be the last.
The original Snappy lasted from September 2005 for a few years. This one joined us in March 2014 and had a few tense months back in early 2016 when we thought it was all over, but he pulled through. He seems to be thriving in lockdown conditions.
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Get your fat pens ready for this afternoon’s bingo; print out your personal Uborka Bingo Card and join the throng. Do not forget to wear a cardigan, and, er, whatever people do when they go to bingo.
Bingo/cocktail hour is open to anyone who fancies dropping in, there are no entry requirements other than an opinion about what exactly constitutes cheese. Just follow the link in the comments at 5pm today.
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- Print? Why do that when you can screenshot it and play in MS paint. - Clair McCowlen
- Meeting ID: 510 247 0361 or message me if you prefer a link. - Karen
Later today the Firkin & Gherkin will be hosting the first inaugural opening night of the Big Uborka Pub Quiz. To take part, all you have to do is turn up. If you are prepared to contribute a round of five questions, so much the better; otherwise the whole quiz will be a grand ten questions long and I might have to get out my British Prime Ministers round that I made for Family Zoom and then you’ll be sorry.
In short: cocktails and a quiz at 5, link in the comments later.
Whatever you have planned for this afternoon, we can suggest something gouda. But don’t take my curd for it, just brie there, from 5pm. You don’t have to be provalone.
Link below, later.
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- So you should be able to join using this meeting ID, which I prefer to putting the link he... - Karen
Regular readers of the blog will know of the long-standing tradition of the cocktail hour – a weekly occurrence in which Karen would invite readers to place drinks orders on Friday morning and then basically spend her entire day using this to compose a funny and charming post. Obviously this is predicated on her not having anything more important to do with her Friday, so some years it’s happened more often than others, depending upon what her job was at the time.
Finding these cocktail hours posts can be quite tricky. You can use the cocktails tag, but that also turns up some other posts about cocktails, and only goes back as far as March 2013 (as we didn’t do any tagging before then). Or you can try searching, which goes back to April 2004, but this also has the flaw of providing some false positives, and also apparently missing some occasions when we didn’t use the word “cocktail”. And there are even earlier examples than that, but thanks to an embarrassing incident involving the entire site being deleted, they are hard to get to and the stylesheets are broken (UPDATE: I fixed the stylesheets!). But here’s evidence that it can be done! It took me about half an hour to find that.
Due to time pressures, Karen had to basically stop doing them in 2015. There was one in summer 2019, but other than that, nothing.
Back at the end of March we decided to throw a little online Zoom-based cocktail hour. It was, I think it’s fair to say, a bit of a success, so the weekly cocktails have been resurrected into a regular “sesh” which I think has been a pleasing salve during lockdown. Ten weeks later, and I’m thinking that we should be keeping some sort of record of this, so that when younger generations say “hey, Grandad Pete, what did you do during the 2020 pandemic?” then I can dandle them on my knee and say, weeeeeeelll, on the 22nd May we all got together and talked about the following items:
- Cheese. Approximately 20 minutes of discussion about cheese, including a heated debate upon what is and isn’t considered to be legitimate cheese. At one point Stuart nearly stopped himself in the middle of a story when he realised how spectacularly dull it was, but we all forced him to finish it anyway. Fluffspangle had a lot to say about cheese, as she always does.
- Beaches. Clair briefly showed us the sea view from her window, which induced a chorus of jealous groans, and we all agreed that the sight of the sea can do wonders for your mental state.
- Pissing in peoples’ gardens. The jury was unanimous on the verdict that when someone invites you to their house, then they implicitly give you permission to “water” their garden. While still on the topic of urination, we discussed the utility of a crinoline skirt in allowing one to carry their own portable vessel for collecting waste, while ensuring that your companions are none the wiser.
- There was a brief rant about people who can’t observe the 2m rule while out and about. It was a brief rant, as we’ve been able to mostly get this out of our system already in previous weeks. However, the Uborka Brain Trust did make another one of their startling discoveries, which is that the reason for people standing too close together in supermarkets can only be explained by a bending of the space-time continuum caused by the excessive gravity coming about as a result of all the
- There was also some fantastic punwork on display, man-of-the-match here probably being Lyle. At one point we were making electricity-themed puns, and I was able to say “What?” (watt) about six times before it stopped being funny. As Karen said, between paroxysms of laughter and glugs of bubbly, “You’re so funny when I’m drunk”
- Colour-changing goldfish. That’s what I’ve written down here. My memory’s a bit hazy here, but I think I recall a story about someone convincing their daughter that goldfish can change colour at will, and the daughter believed this until they were 21?
- The smell of smoke on your clothes. Gammidgy and Ms Gammidgy (let me know if you prefer me to use a different pseudonym here) were recounting how the smell of woodsmoke permeates her clothes after an extended period of re-enacting days of yore. Lori reminisced about her youth, when she was able to hide her smoking habit from her parents by dint of the fact that everyone’s clothes smelled of smoke after a night at the pub, whether they’d been smoking or not.
All of this in under an hour. If you missed it, then the die is cast, but you can at least endeavour to not miss next week’s as well.
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- I have become the Uncle Colm of the Uborka family. - Stuart
As you will recall, we reviewed, reconstructed and re-expressed the Uborka Virtual Cocktail Hour (Original And Best ™) in order to celebrate the date we had re-arranged our Civil Partnership Signing for, which was the 3rd April. It didn’t happen then, and it also didn’t happen today, which is the date it was originally booked for. This is my convoluted way of telling you that if you want to dress up for cocktails today, you won’t be alone. See you at 5. Link in the comments shortly.
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