She told me not to post this
Me: "I want to... uhm... put you in a box... with... uhm... lots of toothpaste in it."
Her: "Mmmmm..."
Me: "And I want to... uhm... tie you to a banjo."
Her: "Ahhhhhh..."
Me: "And... uhm... put you next to the radiator and throw foxes at you."
Her: "Oooooh..."
Pete · Sunday February 01, 2004
18:30
Ah, but in a sense, this recalls your last post. You may have wanted you, but *did* you?
Actually, don't answer that.
Vaughan · February 01, 2004 20:11Thats some seriously filthy pillowtalk.
D · February 01, 2004 22:08Damn right. And when the laughing died down, we had a seriously smokin' cuddling session.
Pete · February 02, 2004 09:18Ah, that was the bit about foxes. It put me in a really snuggly mood.
Karen · February 02, 2004 10:45I'm starting to feel slightly ill...
qB · February 02, 2004 10:55Fox throwing is always fun and kinky until someone gets their bits chewed off.
Dan the Goose · February 02, 2004 11:08I never thought of it that way before.
Thanks, Dan.
Pete · February 02, 2004 12:05?
Gordon · February 02, 2004 12:40To be fair Pete, you're lucky, in all your fox-throwing experience, not to have had that happen.
Stuart · February 02, 2004 13:42Please, I beg you: don't say anything else that might put him off the fox-throwing.
Karen · February 02, 2004 14:43If he was truely hardcore he'd use badgers...
badgers...
badgers, badgers, badgers...
badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!
D · February 02, 2004 18:06Ah, you mean like this?
Pete · February 02, 2004 19:03I note that you're all using the phrase 'fox-throwing' instead of the alternative - 'fox-tossing' - which is, of course, a perfectly legitimate phrase, but *might* lower the tone.
Vaughan · February 02, 2004 22:28We're already somewhere around a low E. Any lower and we'll be inaudible.
King Pete · February 02, 2004 23:06