It's all about underwear really

Ok I have a problem. Ok I know I have many problems, but this is one I can't talk about on my blog because both girls involved read it.

Last year I liked a girl. This girl had a boyfriend. I ignored the fact and carried on flirting mercilessly with her. When I was back home in South Africa (on holiday), we were still flirting a lot via SMS and phone calls and mails. Just before I left to come back I bought her some clothes. A very nice ankle length skirt and matching top, and, erm, some underwear. All very nice clothes at a cost of about £100.

I made sure the shop would let me return the clothes 3 months later when a friend was returning to South Africa. Ok so naturally the girl refused to accept the clothes on the grounds she has a boyfriend. I didn't and still don't understand but never mind. I said, just tell him you bought them yourself, but well no.

So I send the clothes back to SA with my mate. He however looses the invoice and forgets for months to take them back. So of course the shop wont refund the clothes no matter how much yelling and screaming and begging my friend tries. So the clothes come back to London. Now having done well over 15000 miles.

So I suggest to the girl that perhaps she wants to buy them from me. They are very nice clothes after all and this will allow her to get over these moral dilemmas she is having with her boyfriend. I am also now seeing someone so there's no longer any sort of anything flirting wise going on between us. She seems to like the idea and picks up the clothes.

However two months later, she still hasn't touched the clothes, has changed her mine and they get returned to me. This is all becoming a bit of an albatross around my neck.

So I think I'll ask the girl I'm currently seeing. I think I'll be honest and explain the whole story and see if she wants the clothes if they fit or if she can help me get rid of them. I know, I didn't know what I was thinking either. Apparently I'm an idiot. Not helped by the fact the first girl was tall and thin, and the girl I'm currently seeing is not tall and not as thin. Apparently honesty and stupidity do not combine well. So after 3 days of being in the dog box, and an angry women on my hands, I still have the clothes.

Now I'm not going to wear them as nice as they are. What the fuck do I do with them. Because there is underwear (a cute vest and knickers) I can't just approach female friends and ask them. I don't really want to put them on ebay. What do I do?

Adrian