Well, I didn’t think that there’d be such a good selection of entries and while no-one discovered such classics as “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney“, “Assault of the Party Nerds II: The Heavy Petting Detective” or the classic “Hell Comes To Frogtown” there were some great suggestions. I almost don’t want to have to choose one!
But I do, so the run down is:
In joint 3rd place we have Lyle and Not That Adrian for “The Hunchback Hairball of LA” and “Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars” respectively
In a very close 2nd place, Eliza with “A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell”
But just pipping it to first place is Mike with “Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?” (largely due to the fact that he found a film title featuring the word “merkin”)
So if he’d like to come up to the stage to collect his prize (or alternatively, email me)… and congratulations once again to all who took part.
That’s all folks!
May 21, 2004
Prizegiving
Wasn’t there also a flick called “chopper chicks from zombietown”?
And I’d forgotten the classic “The Advetures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Eighth Dimension” – but you’re right, Mike deserved the prize.
Buckaroo Banzai was a stormingly weird film with all sorts of wonderful actors in – John Lithgow, Clancy Brown, Vincent Schiavelli. Marvellous.
Chopper Chicks was, from memory, unsurprisingly undeniably bad.
OMG OMG WTF LOL :-0 I’VE ACTUALLY *WON* SOMETHING!
(The last time I won a prize, it was a box of cigars, at Harpenden Conservative Club, in 1977. But let’s not dwell.)
Thank you, thank you, thank you. For my prize, I would like a copy of the eternally sublime Babette’s Feast, please. Thank you.
(Dragon, I’ll be e-mailing. And sponsoring, of course.)