August 10, 2004

Kink Kink Kink.

I want a threesome.
Men need not apply


22 thoughts on “Kink Kink Kink.

  1. You’re so damned picky. You’ll never get a threesome if you reject half the human race out-of-hand.

  2. Especially if the other half, understandably, reject you.

    Karen on August 10, 2004
  3. Hey man, if you reject threesome candidates for being male, why hold it against women for applying the same criteria?

  4. I’m rejecting men in general.
    Karen is having women reject me in specific. That’s personal. It hurts.

  5. Do you want to have a threesome with me Dan? If so just come right out and say it?

  6. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you sure Dan is a consenting adult? I don’t want the vice squad in here…
    Karen, please make sure of their credentials before they use your public forum to arrange a meeting. We wouldn’t want Uborka shut down.

  7. Dan is conseting and of legal age. I would question calling him an adult though.

  8. I have met both Dan and Adrian, and can confirm that they are both over eighteen, or whatever the legal age for threesomes is.
    I would, however, question their ability to add up. As there are only two of them, surely their consentability is immaterial.

    Karen on August 10, 2004
  9. Good point, Karen! Anyway, Adrian, what do you think Uborka is, the sex maniacs bulletin board?!?

  10. Hey I was told the theme was kink and to do my worst.
    Since my long post about porn wasn’t the hit I thought it might be, I thought I would shorten my long post on how I want a threesome, but I’m not sure if I want it because I want it or because I think I want it. etc etc etc.
    Above is the shortened version. And way more popular than my other post already.

  11. If that is your worst Adrian, may I remind you that there are in fact an infinite number of numbers above three?

  12. Look, I can’t even get two girls to jump my chops at the same time, never mind looking for numbers greater.

  13. But I thought your loins were the bits of your legs at the top on the inside, Adrian. If two girls were to jump on your chops at the same time, you’d probably never walk again!

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