I want a threesome.
Men need not apply
You’re so damned picky. You’ll never get a threesome if you reject half the human race out-of-hand.
Especially if the other half, understandably, reject you.
Karen, that hurts. And a little bit mean and cruel.
Hey man, if you reject threesome candidates for being male, why hold it against women for applying the same criteria?
I’m rejecting men in general.
Karen is having women reject me in specific. That’s personal. It hurts.
But the pain… the pain…. you love it like erm… Destructor’s Pole.
But he is rejecting my pole, as well. And that’s personal.
Do you want to have a threesome with me Dan? If so just come right out and say it?
Of course I don’t, I just resent not being asked!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you sure Dan is a consenting adult? I don’t want the vice squad in here…
Karen, please make sure of their credentials before they use your public forum to arrange a meeting. We wouldn’t want Uborka shut down.
Dan is conseting and of legal age. I would question calling him an adult though.
Dan is not consenting to anything, legal or otherwise!!!
I have met both Dan and Adrian, and can confirm that they are both over eighteen, or whatever the legal age for threesomes is.
I would, however, question their ability to add up. As there are only two of them, surely their consentability is immaterial.
Good point, Karen! Anyway, Adrian, what do you think Uborka is, the sex maniacs bulletin board?!?
Hey I was told the theme was kink and to do my worst.
Since my long post about porn wasn’t the hit I thought it might be, I thought I would shorten my long post on how I want a threesome, but I’m not sure if I want it because I want it or because I think I want it. etc etc etc.
Above is the shortened version. And way more popular than my other post already.
If that is your worst Adrian, may I remind you that there are in fact an infinite number of numbers above three?
Look, I can’t even get two girls to jump my chops at the same time, never mind looking for numbers greater.
‘Jump my chops’?
That’s a new one on me.
Is it? Do you have photos?
Chops = loin chops = you can work it out from there.
But I thought your loins were the bits of your legs at the top on the inside, Adrian. If two girls were to jump on your chops at the same time, you’d probably never walk again!
Something are more figurative than literal.
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