In all areas of my life I follow the edict never to argue about religion or politics. All areas except uborka, it seems ((there was also a small amount of pro-life embroilment on twitter)). I’m grateful for everyone’s input yesterday; I’ve finished the form and ticked the boxes to say he can go to church. In myself I am happy to have explored the options, and this was his preference.
So we’re going deep. To get your cocktail today, tell us what you have absolute faith in.
I have absolute faith in Absolut.
Other than that, a Depth Charge please. Seems appropriate.
Hmm… I have faith in the British people to always talk about the weather, and to apologise for stuff that isn’t their fault. Can I have a Pimms to celebrate?
I’ve just typed “I have faith in” into Google and was bitterly disappointed by the outcome. Even the result “I have faith in science” seemed to be doing it wrong – surely science is the outcome of a rational, evidence-based process?
So, I have faith in reason.
Also, stick with what you know. I’ll have faith in a gin and tonic, please and thank you.
I have faith in the love of a fine woman bearing a pint of that IPA that I had last night. I forget the name.
I have faith that as soon as I leave this coffee shop I will get rained on. so how about a glass of Purple Rain.
I’m happy to argue about both religion and politics, but I’d never argue with faith. That’s kind of the point of faith, isn’t it? It’s a feeling that belies reason. Despite my rationalism, I have lots of feelings that bely reason, so I must be a profoundly faithful person. And after that pint you’re about to serve me, those feelings are only likely to multiply. Let’s start with the feeling that I know what I’m doing…
I’m working on having faith in myself. Does that count?
Elderflower and Blackberry Pimms, please. Thank you.
I have faith in a nice glass of wine to make one feel better
I’m tempted to say I’ll have what everyone else is having but not sure that’s wise. Given the religious theme, I’m toying with a Virgin Mary. I think instead I’ll go for a Bloody Mary, made with scotch bonnet infused vodka, if you don’t mind!
I had Faith once. It was one of my more memorable pre-marriage escapades. As such, I should like to reminisce with an Old Flame.
Love
a glass of Burgoyne Aligoté please.
I put my faith in gin, and this week has put the fear of god in me. One gin and tonic, followed by two more gin and tonics please. You can hold the tonic.
I would like a Prohibition Punch, please. That would restore my faith that terrible government decisions can (somehow) (eventually) be reversed.