How was your week? *BANG*
It’s been fairly *BANG* quiet around here, if you don’t count our Crack mayor in Toronto. *BANG*
Pete and Karen are hiding under the duvet until *BANG* this all blows over.
So I’ve agreed to step behind the bar, and serve some drinks *BANG* in honor of that Guy Fukkes. There’s an object missing from that phrase don’t you think? *BANG* Pardon?!
Oh right, I knew I was forgetting something. It’s Lyle’s Birthday week. Give us your Best Lyle Wishes too.
Mine’s *BANG**BANG*BANG*. Good, isn’t it?
Explosive orders being taken here now. *BANG*