I know I’ve mentioned the spider thing before, but I arrived in the office this morning after a day off yesterday, to be told that there is an eight-legged monster somewhere in the kitchen.
WHERE???
August 26, 2004
creeepy crawly creeepy crawly
It’s in the bottom left corner of the cupboard where you keep the teabags.
NOT the teabags! Nooooooooooo!
My mistake, that’s a raisin. Maybe he’s behind the toaster. What’s more, he’s blind, mad, and wearing speedoes.
I’ve bravely been in and made my tea-round. I’m quite shaken by the experience. Still no sign of the spider, but the girls tell me he has a hairy back.
I would change jobs.
* adopts best pantomime voice *
“It’s Behind You!”
Ohh no it isn’t!
Eeeek!
No, no no. It’s not behind Karen. It’s behind the toaster. How many times do I have to tell you?