July 19, 2004

Dumont no. 5 Stainless Steel Forceps

Let us begin the week with a specimen of the Ornithoptera Priamus Aureus, or the Jaded Merryboil, principally found in Alpine regions and certain suburbs of Swindon. I must say I was impressed by how neatly this little blighter was … Continue reading

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July 18, 2004

Gynandromorphic Speculation

Welcome to the first of my special lectures on the subject of lepidoptery. Over the course of the week we will look at a number of special butterflies and consider what we might learn not only about them, but also … Continue reading

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July 17, 2004

The Fleshy Comforts of The Mouth

When speaking of insects one tends to think immediately of those small air-breathing arthropods who are generally referred to as creepy-crawlies. Those many-legged ambassadors to the Wyrd that manifested themselves most grotesquely in Sartre’s nauseous terror that his tongue would … Continue reading

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July 16, 2004

O Clouds Unfold!

Bring Bow of burning gold: Bring Arrows of desire: Bring me Spear: O clouds unfold! And though I rest from Mental Fight, And though sword sleeps in hand I will not rest til Jerusalem is built In Englands green and … Continue reading

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July 15, 2004

Protruding Brick Chip

It was the fault of the government I was walking down the street When I tripped up on a discarded banana skin And on my way down I caught the side of my head On a protruding brick chip It … Continue reading

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July 14, 2004

Shine Forth on Clouded Hills

And did those feet in ancient times, Walk upon mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God, On England’s pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine, Shine forth on clouded hills? And was Jerusalem In the dark Satanic … Continue reading

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July 13, 2004

Infidel Doghouse Continent

Black collar sends East German refugee back switch and crap pathetic Of earth-like lousy dog role model for infidel doghouse continent Most citadel dog-eye mirror hypnotic school slaver and learn Rot from dog on grass and over nervous delicate dog … Continue reading

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