My dad and I had been walking for a long time. I’d long since lost track of how long, and I had no idea where we were, but I knew that my dad was my hero and was keeping me … Continue reading
Owing to issues with my digestive system, about 6 months ago I cut out all caffeine, and almost all alcohol. This has made me a little sad, and has resulted in me spending a lot less money on coffee, beer … Continue reading
You know when you’re playing Minecraft and you build a base inside the top of a mountain, with an amazing view out over oceans and islands as far as forever? If you’ve ever wondered what that might look like in … Continue reading
It’s not every day that your lunch is cooked using the heat from a volcano. Well, maybe it is. If it is, then I expect that the novelty has probably worn off by now, and right now you’re rolling your … Continue reading
Man with accent which I can’t place: Herble flerble doobie sprobble? Me: Beg your pardon? MWAWICP: I said, are you Ukrainian? Me: Uh, no. English. MWAWICP: I ask because of your beard. Me: My… beard? MWAWICP: Yes, your beard. I … Continue reading
Dear Dr Pockless, I must apologise for my dreadful behaviour when I visited your house recently with my family last night in my dream. Firstly, it was a delight to finally see your house after all these years, after being … Continue reading
It’s 12 years and about 3 months since we put in the offer on our house. There were many features that we liked, including the garden, the proximity to the train station, the infant and junior schools just around the … Continue reading
I love canals. You may already know that about me. But if not, then maybe we should spend more time together. Another thing I love is new transport routes. When I see a new road, I have to drive along … Continue reading