Not to be confused with blogmeat. We don’t talk about the cannibalistic branch of the family. It’s a filthy habit. I love blogmeets. That’s a strange thing for me to admit, considering that I’m known for my social-phobic tendencies, and … Continue reading →

I’m sure you’re all aware of the conventional definition of blog-rings. They’re either huge and unwieldy, with a list of members as long as your arm that you would never consider browsing (e.g. ‘The People With Ears Blog-Ring’), or they’re … Continue reading →

Ah, the mystical wonder of the A-list. For years, it was the Golden Calf at the End Of The Rainbow and the Prize That Was Beyond Reach in the Land of Nirvana. And stuff. The A-list was where the Beautiful … Continue reading →

Let’s start at the very beginning, because it’s a very good place to start. Aardvarks are ugly little animals, in all honesty. Only an aardvark’s mother could really love an aardvark. However, despite their distinctive and off-putting features, they have … Continue reading →

Good evening, my ripe little courgettes! My oh my, aren’t you all looking mouthwateringly succulent and green tonight? If I wasn’t quite so shy and reserved, I’d grab one of you, bite off your nobbly tip, spit it out and … Continue reading →