Oh! But a week seems just too short, doesn’t it? (Humour me; I know that’s not what you’re thinking). There are so many essential blogging terms that I didn’t get round to: Linkyluuuurrvve, Navelgazing, Ofuscation, and Starf***ers (I’m especially disappointed about that last one, as it would most likely have been supremely bitchy). Still, there are bonuses to this particular alphabetical countdown remaining incomplete, because I’m still not sure how I would have woven Xylophones, Yetis and Zoetropes into a seamless glossary of weblog terminology.
I hope you’ve been enlightened by this investigation into bloggery and all its various orifices, and that it’s gone a little way to making you approach your own beloved blog with a renewed sense of vim, vigour and vitality. Mm-hmm. Feel that intensity, eh?
Let me leave you with a brief warning that Lyle is one of the tenants here next week. He doesn’t asterisk out his gratuitous swearing like I do, so be sure to lock up any impressionable adults, won’t you?
Goodnight.