June 10, 2004

Graybo’s Incomplete Lexicon of Luuuurrvve
N is for Nudity

Nudity is a powerful tool in the world of luuuurrvve. However, it should be used sparingly and with caution, as an excess of nudity can, at best, lead to a reduction in its special nature and, at worst, result in revulsion.
It is also important to understand your loved one’s tastes. If he or she likes seeing lots of wobbly bits first thing in the morning, then it is permissable to wander around the house (assuming they are present) whilst wearing only your birthday suit. If they are averse to such sights, then be sure to wear full battle dress at all times.
It is rarely advisable to use nudity in long-distance and e-romances. There are too many opportunities for images of yourself in a naked state to fall into the wrong hands, particularly if your relationship should subsequently meet an untimely demise. So take care of those webcams – it might be tempting to send your paramour images of your dangly bits, but imagine who else might see them. This is especially important if you are a celebrity.
Finally, nudity is very species oriented. If you are having an inter-species relationship, we at the Graybo Institute advise against nudity under nearly all circumstances.
Let’s face it – it’s neither pretty nor clever. Now, go on, Felix, put your fur back on!


3 thoughts on “Graybo’s Incomplete Lexicon of Luuuurrvve
N is for Nudity

  1. Graybo, how did you manage to get through that whole post without using the phrase ‘naked p*ssy pic’?
    Just wondering.

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