About graybo

I have a blog. No, really, I do. So I post here instead (thank you, Uborkans, for the opportunity).


December 18, 2013


Christmas has always revolved around three things in my family (by which I mean the family consisting of me, my parents and my brother – my other family (wife and son) are relatively (pun!) recent interlopers and so must fit … Continue reading

August 25, 2004

I fear thirst. And other things.

I’m off travelling for work this afternoon, and won’t get back until after the usual cocktail hour on Friday. I’m afraid that I’ll be thirsty. So I’m going to put my order in for vodka and tonic right now. But … Continue reading

August 13, 2004


Actually, the most revealing thing about this week’s "kink" theme at Uborka has been the number of regular contributors who have said nothing and have kept very, very, very quiet in the corner. Look, we are all amongst friends here…. … Continue reading

August 6, 2004


They say that too much beer Will result in feeling queer; So, to keep me hearty and hale Can I have a nice cocktail?

July 22, 2004

I know an old lady…

Insects are fairly much ubiquitous. They are in our homes, our offices, our gardens, on the train, they take the bus – they even manage to get their way through two hours of queues and security checks and get on … Continue reading

July 12, 2004


You know what this CD lacks?