June 7, 2004 The Grape Pretender Posted in Uncategorized Well, of course they are quite small. But one day, they will be big.
And then what, you going squash them? You heartless monster you.
No. I’ll just make sweet love to them.
And if my weight is too much for them and it crushes them, then that’s just bad luck.
Nice grapes, that man. I’m sure there’s an innuendo in that post somewhere, but I’m damned if I’m going to be so predictable as to point attention to it.
I wrote a song about my garden. Perhaps I should post it here sometime.
Hell, perhaps I should record the bloody thing and put an MP3 up.
I would assume those are more semi-sweet.
Do they have Grape Expectations?