“Chin up. There are lots of boring people in this world. There’s a very good chance that you are one of them. Remember that.”
(this post was brought to you by the Department Of Posts With Longer Titles Than Content*)
* though I fear that this footnote has undermined my efforts somewhat
I have such low self esteem. I feel people don’t listen when I talk. Any advice?
Shut up, Adrain.
You’re going to make me cry.
Overheard two friends of mine talking:
Julia: God I need to lose weight.
Shane: This is the bit where you want me to say: “You’re not fat”, isn’t it? But I can’t, because you are.
Let me guess… friends of yours, but not of eachother?
We’re into tough love. If your friends won’t tell you you’re a fatimus, who will?
That’s Dan … tough love. Or is that rough love …
Shut up, fatimus.
/cries