Karen: you have top-posted me!
Pete: Sorry. I shall unpublish
Karen: nono
Karen: i have already unpublished
Pete: Nono
Pete: I published the last thing
Pete: It’s your turn
Karen: nono
Pete: I insist
Karen: you leave yours,
Pete: No
Karen: mine is more interesting
Pete: It’s too late
Karen: no it isn’t, i unpublished before you did
Karen: the bloody chillies are back up!
Pete: Mine can wait
Karen: MINE can
Karen: let’s publish this instead, it’s better than both our posts