June 13, 2005

Pillow Talk

Posted in Goo

Tell me a joke.
A joke. Crikey. Okay, wh…
A joke about badgers.
Crumbs. Don’t know any jokes about badgers. I know a joke about a lemon though.
Okay, a joke about a lemon please.
Right-o. What’s yellow and flickers?
A lemon.
Damn. You’ve heard it then.
That could have been about badgers.
Ah. Okay. What’s yellow and flickers?
A badger.
Damn. You’ve heard it then.
Guffaw.
Chortle.

Pete

5 thoughts on “Pillow Talk”

  1. Great. Now I feel dirty. I don’t want to see into your bedroom and hear your pillow talk. Sofa talk, that’s fine. But pillow talk is going too far.

    Graybo on June 13, 2005

  3. I felt that “Damn. You’ve heard it then.” would be a cuter response than “No, it’s a lemon with a loose connection.”

    Pete on June 14, 2005

  4. Ah. I see. So anyway, there’s these three ex-soldiers, right, and everytime they fly anywhere, they always fly with BA…

    Destructor on June 15, 2005

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