Welcome to Friday. I’m Lyle, your bar-steward for the day. I’m going to make an effort and not be too sweary for the moment, although that’s mainly because I’m busier being sweaty than sweary. I love the warmth, but damn, I wish this humidity would break with a good thunderstorm or two.
Still, we’re all in this nice air-conditioned bar for the afternoon, we might as well get some drinks in. I’m not going to run it with a theme tonight, so it’s about drinking what you want to.
Orders, please. Drinks will be served from around 5pm.