Man with accent which I can’t place: Herble flerble doobie sprobble?
Me: Beg your pardon?
MWAWICP: I said, are you Ukrainian?
Me: Uh, no. English.
MWAWICP: I ask because of your beard.
Me: My… beard?
MWAWICP: Yes, your beard. I know man with beard not like yours, he not Ukrainian. But I also know man with beard like yours, and he Ukrainian. So I wonder if you also Ukrainian.
Me: … … You have a good holiday now pal.