Get your fat pens ready for this afternoon’s bingo; print out your personal Uborka Bingo Card and join the throng. Do not forget to wear a cardigan, and, er, whatever people do when they go to bingo.

Bingo/cocktail hour is open to anyone who fancies dropping in, there are no entry requirements other than an opinion about what exactly constitutes cheese. Just follow the link in the comments at 5pm today.