What?
Cats.
Cats, as in “Meow”?
Idiot. No.
So what are you on about then?
Cats. Y’know. Categories.
Ah, I see. The index looks a tad weak at the moment.
Yes, we’ve only just implemented the templates. We’ve got to go back through the archives, getting everything tidied up first.
Ah.
Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you a question for some time, disembodied voice.
Oh ah?
Is it your fault that my printer rattles as a result of the vibrations transmitted through the desk when I type?
No, but I do know how to fix it.
Share.
Turn the music up.
Bastard.