Hello. I am an administrative assistant for the Powers That Be, and am writing on their behalf. The Powers That Be wish to express their surprise at your faith in them to alleviate loneliness, financial distress, unemployment and a number … Continue reading →

I don’t want to be the asshole around here. I really don’t. … But, you play the personality you’re dealt. So in the spirit of anal retention, let’s all remember that spiders aren’t insects, MMM-KAY? That’s all! I’ll be in … Continue reading →

I live in a townhouse in a row of townhouses facing another row of townhouses. Between the two rows is a stretch of grass, spotted here and there with trees and shrubbery, and a pathway leading in and out. One … Continue reading →