August 19, 2004

Dear Kate

Hello. I am an administrative assistant for the Powers That Be, and am writing on their behalf. The Powers That Be wish to express their surprise at your faith in them to alleviate loneliness, financial distress, unemployment and a number … Continue reading

August 2, 2004


Without internet Access at my apartment I do not blog much.

July 19, 2004

i’m this week’s morrissey

I don’t want to be the asshole around here. I really don’t. … But, you play the personality you’re dealt. So in the spirit of anal retention, let’s all remember that spiders aren’t insects, MMM-KAY? That’s all! I’ll be in … Continue reading

July 18, 2004


I live in a townhouse in a row of townhouses facing another row of townhouses. Between the two rows is a stretch of grass, spotted here and there with trees and shrubbery, and a pathway leading in and out. One … Continue reading