I don’t want to be the asshole around here. I really don’t.
…
But, you play the personality you’re dealt.
So in the spirit of anal retention, let’s all remember that spiders aren’t insects, MMM-KAY?
That’s all! I’ll be in the comment box, waiting to be beaten with a stick.
July 19, 2004
i’m this week’s morrissey
Spiders aren’t insects in the way that tomatoes aren’t vegetables.
And whales aren’t fish.
They have fins. They live in the sea. If you leave them lying on the beach they die.
They’re fish. They’re fooling no one.
And so are spiders.
Ahem, spiders aren’t fish, Doctor P.
They are insects however.
Insects – Def: Things you want to stomp on when a kid.
You didn’t want to stomp on fish when you were a kid?
Nope, fish were icky.
Tomatoes are fruit. Tomatoes are our friend.
Strictly speaking, humans aren’t bird either but millions of people still insist on flying each week.
You are *so* not this week’s Morrissey.