Lyle asked: So….. What *is* the proper terminology to use when addressing… a) a doctor b) a politician and c) a peer of the realm? Now, that’s an easy, one-size-fits-all question. “Just shut the fuck up and listen to me … Continue reading
Blue Witch asks “is there anywhere that still sells BW Blue mascara? Boots No.7 seem to have discontinued the last one I could find. I hate shopping and make-up counters scare me these days (I struggle with most artificial scents, … Continue reading
Blue Witch asked: If you could pick any consecutive ten year period of music to live through again now (but with everything you now have, including all the knowledge and experience), which decade would be top for pops? It’s an … Continue reading
Mike asked, “Is it ethically possible to enjoy pornography, without feeling guilt at the attendant exploitation? Asking for a friend, of course…” The short answer is yes. But, of course, it depends on the type of porn you are enjoying. … Continue reading
Karen asked: My boyfriend is completely contrary-minded. How do I mend him? Speaking as the Aquarius partner of a Gemini, I can honestly say the contrariness is part of the very DNA of our relationship. If we’re going out, he … Continue reading
Pete asked: How would I go about getting a job as a chef for F1 racing drivers? Heavens to Betsy, now you’re stretching me. But I am a determined and resourceful lifestyle consultant, who takes his duties seriously, and who … Continue reading
Sarah says, “All I talk about is my cat, please help.” Congratulations! The first step towards recovery is admitting that you have a problem. You’ve clearly realised that other people might not share the same obsessive interest in your feline … Continue reading
American Deb asked: While lovingly polishing your modern ceramics, may I suggest you clean your mouth out as well? Perhaps with a bit of Mr Sheen? Language, darling! My question: please give me a three course summer meal which won’t … Continue reading