September 30, 2004

A cucumber-related joke

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, “Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad.” So the pickle looks at him and says, “You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar.” The penis glared at them both and said, “You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.”
(found on bash.org)

Pete

4 thoughts on “A cucumber-related joke

  1. I think the expression on my face when Pete told me the joke could accurately be described as “tumbleweed.”

    Karen on October 1, 2004

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