In an act-off between Steven Segal and a small duck, I think I’d put money on the duck.
July 20, 2005
On Deadly Crud
Uborka
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In an act-off between Steven Segal and a small duck, I think I’d put money on the duck.
Disappointing evening movie, Pete?
That’s unfair, one of those isn’t an actor.
The other is a duck.
It was a pretty dumb film. But sometimes, sitting down in front of a no-brainer with a large pizza, a pint of Guinness and the computer is the right thing to do.
Unfortunately, Pete, you’ll have to narrow it down a bit from “the one where Seagal could be out-acted by a duck”. It’s like saying “the one where Jean-Claude Van Damme was a bit wooden, and did the splits at one point”
Go on, make us laugh – which one did you watch?
On Deadly Ground
I think I saw that one. It was rubbish.