We all know that memes are stupid. Especially krissa
1. What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
In Your Honor – Foo Fighters.
In your honour, I would die tonight? I’m quite flattered.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Babies – Pulp
That’s really not funny.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
The Man Comes Around – Johnny Cash
Either they think I’m a religious nut, or they believe I’m going to get my come-uppance.
4. What does my S.O. think of me?
In the yard behind the church – Eels
Strangely appropriate. Go Team Uborka!
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
A Private Interlude – Groove Armada
No lyrics. The less said the better.
6. How can I make myself happy?
You Come Through – PJ Harvey
I think this is referring back to Q4.
7. What should I do with my life?
Oh My Lover – PJ Harvey
This I have to disagree with. Less of the whiny goth please, Mr iPod.
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Wind Up – Foo Fighters
It surely is.
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Vibrate – Rufus Wainwright
I’m not kidding. This really is what it told me. Sorry Pete.
10. Can you give me some advice?
Ovary Stripe – Kasabian
From this we conclude that whenever the iPod can’t think of a clever answer, it comes up with an instrumental. This may be some sort of advice about fertility.
11. What do you think happiness is?
This Is Hardcore – Pulp
I think my iPod might be slightly kinky.
12. Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Summer Skin – Death Cab for Cutie
Either it’s telling me to make hay while the sun shines, or to go skinny dipping.
13. Will I die happy?
Brick – Ben Folds Five
Apparently I’m going to drown.
In conclusion, an iPod is not a toy.