September 19, 2005 My new Friend Posted in Garden This is a photo of my new friend. I call him Snappy. I hope that the reason behind this should be obvious.
Why’s he called snappy?
Venus flytraps are fabulous.
Just don’t feed it cooked meat, the way a certain fuckwit I know did.
The VFT doesn’t like it. And it can make the room smell really manky. Meat on the hoof (or, technically, on the wing) is what VFTs like.
Oh, that fuckwit? If you hadn’t guessed, it was me.
This is just the plant I want for my classroom.