I’ve come to collect a husband. Mine, hopefully. I was told he’d gone feral and was staging a mutiny against a house pet over the remaining beer.
Ah, yes, here he is, building a TARDIS out of a few sausages, some knitting and that bit of gardening hose. Come along, darling. I’ve got a brand new TARDIS waiting for you at home, I promise.
They’re not BLUE sausages what is this, it’s clearly a wardrobe. Current theory is the cat is in Narnia, because I’ve looked everywhere else, and it makes sense that a cat who got put in charge over me must be some sort of a magic cat, am I right? He’s probably nipped home to pick up some post or cancel the milk or something and the time skewyness means he’s been gone from here for ages and I need to mutiny so I’m going in after him.
Anyway, the first wardrobe didn’t work so I’m making another one. Sausages were all I had. Or beer cans. But you have to recycle those.
Have fun!
Mine’s a pint!
Hello?
Hello?
I believe you have the wrong day, Doctor. We’ll have drinks tomorrow, but they’ll be freelance.
Right, NOW I’ll have a pint.
I miss Friday drinkies… 🙁
What would you like to drink? It’s comment box themed.
I don’t care. I’ve been drinking this whole time anyway.
By myself.
I mean…I know you guys SAID the cat was in charge…but I dunno.
I haven’t seen a cat. It’s just been me and the beer.
I vote that once we find the cat we mutiny against it as politely as possible.
Yes … hello? *knocks politely*
I’ve come to collect a husband. Mine, hopefully. I was told he’d gone feral and was staging a mutiny against a house pet over the remaining beer.
Ah, yes, here he is, building a TARDIS out of a few sausages, some knitting and that bit of gardening hose. Come along, darling. I’ve got a brand new TARDIS waiting for you at home, I promise.
They’re not BLUE sausages what is this, it’s clearly a wardrobe. Current theory is the cat is in Narnia, because I’ve looked everywhere else, and it makes sense that a cat who got put in charge over me must be some sort of a magic cat, am I right? He’s probably nipped home to pick up some post or cancel the milk or something and the time skewyness means he’s been gone from here for ages and I need to mutiny so I’m going in after him.
Anyway, the first wardrobe didn’t work so I’m making another one. Sausages were all I had. Or beer cans. But you have to recycle those.