Today is Lisa‘s 40th birthday (I’m allowed to divulge that information because she has already done so).
So today’s cocktails will be in honour of that. However, there’s a twist. Along with your toast, you must give her a handy piece of advice upon turning 40. However, there’s ANOTHER TWIST. Fucking twists everywhere today. The twist on the twist is that the advice must be from the perspective of a 16 year old, for whom turning 40 is something that happens to other people.
If you’re actually 16 or under, then you’re going to find this incredibly easy, and possibly a bit patronising. Sorry about that.