In shock news, nobody wants to come to a meeting! A few courageous souls have shown their faces but it’s clear that no-one is paying attention. I could play the trump card but that’s really Lyle‘s department… sorry, I meant to say, I could put Krissa in charge because she’d blow everyone away with enthusiasm, but that hardly seems fair when she’s busy running the book club. Asta has curled up in the corner and Pockless is skulking by the bar, and I’m typing this between internet outages. Fuck this weather, eh?
February 21, 2014
Minutes
“Don’t let the bastards…!” …wait …where is everyone?
Well, as chair, I declare Manhattans and umbrellas for everyone. MEETING ADJOURNED.
Sorry I’m late. Hey, who ate all the biscuits?