The bar is open, but as usual there is no-one in charge. Uborka! is anarchy! Help yourselves, try not to trash the place please.
April 4, 2014
Smorgasbord
Uborka
your weird cousins
The bar is open, but as usual there is no-one in charge. Uborka! is anarchy! Help yourselves, try not to trash the place please.
*opens crates of champagne*
*builds seats out of crates*
*drinks champagne*
I’ll divebomb the bar with a Kamikaze please. Pint thereof.
Thanks! (And Anarchy Roolz etc. etc.)
I thought this was the UK. Mine’s a pint.
For some reason, I can barely move after my run at lunchtime. So I’ll just take a cup of tea and a large number of pillows.
* wanders in looking for champagne*
* settles for dusty bottle of Prosecco and casts murderous looks at Pigwotflies, who is unfazed due to champagne cloak of indifference*
Ah, springtime! Imma mix a bucketful of Pimms.