I won’t be serving a second round today as I’ll be on my way to Aston for the NCT conference, featuring Ben Goldacre as a keynote speaker, and me running a workshop that I haven’t really planned yet. I also haven’t mentioned my stinking cold to the two people I’m sharing a car with.
Conference cocktails have been tried before and nobody likes them. I’m pretty sure we’ve also done sickday cocktails. Let’s be topical and have Human Rights cocktails instead.
Well, I was going to order a caipirinha, but I see that all the limes are entitled to family life and so I can’t take one and mash it to a pulp before covering it in ice and alcohol. The sugar would have been too good for it anyway.
My right as a human is a large caipirinha, nice idea.
Is there a cocktail called “My MP Is A Heartless Sanctimonious Arsehole”?
Maybe we should all have Molotov cocktails?
Molotov cocktails definitely sound appealing.
With an extra shot of gin on the side.