Newborka! has been around for just over a year now. Every now and then I fall into the archives and remain lost for days. Today’s accidental trawl through the ancient dust-covered tomes of our history has raised the following questions:

What is the rest of the story about the Ross Noble audience in Stuart‘s flat?

Why aren’t there more pictures of waterfalls on uborka! these days?

Did we ever settle the question of who would be more likely to get off with Rufus Wainwright?

Do people still name their chillis?

And

Is ten years the upper limit for Dr Pockless to remain resident in one country? He’s off again.