I suppose you people are wanting a drink. With the rise of UKIP, fundamentalist wars going on, and ebola creeping ever nearer to our shores, we are going to batten down the hatches. So once you’re in the bunker today, you won’t be leaving. What will you bring with you?
October 10, 2014
Bar’s Open
We might be here for a while, so I’d best bring a few bottles of scotch to keep us going for longer.
At the moment I’m spending most of my time watching the West Wing – still another few series to go so I’m going to take that with me. I’ll have an ‘Apocalypse’ please. http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/a/apocalypse-6497.html.
I’ll have a whisky and TCP, please
A pillow and a duvet. Mine’s a hot chocolate. Ta.
*falls asleep instantly*
Pete and all the girls, eh. For eternity.
I don’t mind leaving all the people behind but I might have to smuggle the pets in. They’re only small….
Am I going to have to repopulate the planet? Awwww.
Well maybe, but I expect that’s all we’ll need you for.
I’ll go for a seperatist’s gimlet please. Bucket thereof. After that, I simply won’t care about the UKIP scumbags
Chocolate and the baby. And lots of yarn and needles.
He can take out the bins and put shelves up too?