I do not own one. I didn’t own one even in the 80s when all around me wore them unironically.
I will however make twee gingerbread houses for you to compensate, and I’ll have another Apple Bourbon Bomb please.
I do have a Christmas jumper and I’m not even ashamed (well maybe a little bit ashamed). The office is very empty today and it feels very end of term. It’s a pity I have to come back to work on Monday!
Mulled wine please – with a little spiced rum if you have some…
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I do not own one. I didn’t own one even in the 80s when all around me wore them unironically.
I will however make twee gingerbread houses for you to compensate, and I’ll have another Apple Bourbon Bomb please.
When *did* Christmas jumpers become a thing?
I don’t have one. Am wearing a frock.
Winter Pimms please
I have no Christmas jumpers (I know, you’re surprised) but have recently been given some socks that say “Ho fucking Ho”, if that works?
Drinks-wise, a Grinch or three would probably be apt, but a bucket of Poinsettia Punch would work pretty well too.
Please, Thanks, etc. etc.
I do have a Christmas jumper and I’m not even ashamed (well maybe a little bit ashamed). The office is very empty today and it feels very end of term. It’s a pity I have to come back to work on Monday!
Mulled wine please – with a little spiced rum if you have some…