Nominating a single song for anything is hard. To select one song, you are selecting one genre too. You have to eliminate songs that have a special meaning (Belly, Feed the Tree, My first alternative song), have a special gravel … Continue reading
Some pimms in a hat for an African fairy (they make circles). But drunk upside down. Don’t spill it now. Some sunny pride for an African doctor. (Dr. Pockless I presume). Some English water and an English sunburn for an … Continue reading
To the guy who stole my bagel and proclaimed “he was there first” when I tried to explain it was my order – You weren’t. Knobber. To the obvious out of towners/foreigners who were all standing on the left hand … Continue reading
It appears some schmuck pretended to be me last night and posted some drunken depressing ramble. I have no idea who this ‘pretender’ may be, but I can assure it it’s not me. I would never lower the tone of … Continue reading
I’m going to make this a slightly more serious post than Bitter Marl’s for the following reasons I used up all my funny juices with yesterdays post I’m drunk Marl’s much funnier than I I’m drunk Today I elected to … Continue reading
I remember the good old days – 1997 to be precise. Getting to work was easy. Hopped in the car, when I wanted to and within 20 or so minutes was safely at work. Door to door. 20 miles. Easy … Continue reading
My fellow guest blogger, who should be along tomorrow morning to introduce my good self, is my friend Marlon. Marlon, or Marl I met at university in 1993. Marl was different to all the other kids. Marl viewed the world … Continue reading