August 12, 2004

Where are the lay-deez

Interestingly, a theme of kink has only men posting. Interestingly, a theme of kink has only me posting about perversion, not perverting the theme (although Dan and D were not that far off the money in fairness) I might have … Continue reading

August 11, 2004


Aaah oooh aaaaa yeah If anyone wants a longer one, let me know. I can give you a full 5 minute one.

August 2, 2004

Coming in at number 4

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England Azagoths of Kria Vogons Adrian Sevitz of Wandsworth Town, London, England (formally Johannesburg, South Africa) After a break up To cheer up Girls get ice cream So things aren’t as bad as … Continue reading


Rhyming Slang

I know I have posted this before, but I couldn’t let poetry week go by without my favourite poem. Roses are red Violets are blue This poem should rhyme But it doesn’t!

July 18, 2004

Die arachnid die

I hate spiders. Largely because they are evil like fu…. breath in breath out … calm. That and because I am arachnophobic. Badly. I once woke up to find a spider the size of my hand on the wall above … Continue reading