August 13, 2004

Huge Pulsating Cock Tales

Hmmrr-hmm-hrm-hmm mmmhrrrm-hrrrhm-hur-hum-mrrrh /removes inflatable gag and gimp hood Sorry, that’s no way to introduce myself as the barman for the day, although for the benefit of some of our patrons I will keep the long wig and leather duster jacket … Continue reading

August 9, 2004

My Favorite Sins

Imagine a nun singing this to a small assembly of children, that should be kinky enough. High-heel clad toesies, And latex sex-kittens, Bright rosy nipples And tight bondage mittens. Mummified perverts All tied up with string, These are a few … Continue reading

July 29, 2004


“Tell me Don Requinio, do you confess your sins?!”

July 27, 2004

Just When You Thought…

In a dramatic misunderstanding of what Blogrolls are really all about, and forgetting her own dyslexia, Aristide dives into shark.

July 25, 2004

Hoopy Frood

Has anyone seen where I left my pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses?

July 22, 2004

Wee Floaty Sleepy Thingies

I wasn’t really awake, I was just finishing a yawn, standing in front of the bathroom mirror which is illuminated from behind by fluorescent strip lights and there suddenly, floating in front of my eyes were those things. Those things … Continue reading

July 11, 2004

Confluence of Consciousness

I think it’s time to discuss your philosophy of drug use as it relates to artistic endeavors. My nomination for the Uborka soundtrack is the same track I would put forward for any compilation, and have included on every mix-tape, … Continue reading

July 9, 2004

A Farewell to Marks

His darkened locks Time hath to silver turn’d; O Time too swift, O guest week for’er ceased unkind, Our endeavor together and talent hath ever spurn’d, But spurn’d in vain; for thine audience and mine, Popularity, acclaim, adulation, all manner … Continue reading