There is a saying; ‘ladies first’. This is clearly only applicable in sexual situations with three or more participants, so for the purposes of today’s post we shall have to adapt it to ‘lady first’. Sexual intercourse, or ‘fruiting’, is … Continue reading
The first tentative hours in each others’ company are essential in setting the tone of any burgeoning relationship and are disproportionately crucial in getting any girl to ever even think of walking down the aisle with you. So, as a … Continue reading
Men and Women are very different. It is said that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, and this poses some very interesting questions. Which gender took the time and trouble to develop a sound agricultural and primary … Continue reading
Thanks ladies and gentlemen, you’ve been a wonderful audience. We’ve had remeniscing, love, hate, jollity, coffee and nasal typing rounded off with a healthy dose of alcohol…and the show goes on. On behalf of the good lady Kate and myself; … Continue reading
Hi, Dudes. And Dudesses. Or Dudettas. Or, if you like, Dudes as well. We’re easy here. None of that formal grammar shit is gonna get us down, man. The surfing poetry Professor, Doctor Pockless sticks with the true blue taste … Continue reading
It’s not what you do, it’s the way that you do it. -Funboy Three, feat. Bananarama. A great message and maxim for our time. Run the marathon. And regardless of effort, dedication and your personal sacrifice and immense achievement, you’re … Continue reading
Kate is hardcore. She has cast off the bounds of the conventional Uborka collaboration. We did kind of agree that as she produced the sparkling gem that is the Sandbox Series, that I would come up with child-like analysis of … Continue reading
The Good Doctor Pockless sits enjoying his plain white coffee in his favourite armchair, with the rare inverted chockmark covers he had specially made in Kowloon. After a hard day knocking some nonsense into his students, all he wants is … Continue reading