Speaking of blogmeets, as we were, the most eagerly debated subject at such gatherings is usually “What’s your favourite type of cheese?” But close behind is a topic that has everybody teetering on the edge of their seats and drooling … Continue reading →

Not to be confused with blogmeat. We don’t talk about the cannibalistic branch of the family. It’s a filthy habit. I love blogmeets. That’s a strange thing for me to admit, considering that I’m known for my social-phobic tendencies, and … Continue reading →

Hmm. I know that this is a pretty old and tatty copy of the Lexicon that I’m working from here (well thumbed, you might say) and that the binding is wrecked, but who pulled out the F pages and stuffed … Continue reading →

I’m sure you’re all aware of the conventional definition of blog-rings. They’re either huge and unwieldy, with a list of members as long as your arm that you would never consider browsing (e.g. ‘The People With Ears Blog-Ring’), or they’re … Continue reading →

Ah, the mystical wonder of the A-list. For years, it was the Golden Calf at the End Of The Rainbow and the Prize That Was Beyond Reach in the Land of Nirvana. And stuff. The A-list was where the Beautiful … Continue reading →

After "A" comes "P", as every bright and well-educated child will tell you. And they will also tell you that, in Graybo’s Lexicon of Luuuurrvve (a book that should be in every school’s library), P is for Passion. Passion is … Continue reading →

Let’s start at the very beginning, because it’s a very good place to start. Aardvarks are ugly little animals, in all honesty. Only an aardvark’s mother could really love an aardvark. However, despite their distinctive and off-putting features, they have … Continue reading →

So, it seems my partner has a week-long headache and doesn’t want to join in with my Week of Luuuurrvve. Well, I’ll do what any sensible adult would do in any long term and serious relationship when faced with a … Continue reading →