Time for a bit of role-playing: Your character is a single male New Zealander, just turned 27. You live in London, and have done so for three years. Education-wise, you have a degree in English Studies and another in Film … Continue reading →

I picked up A Grand Don’t Come For Free (from Asda!) yesterday, and just finished listening to it (`bout three minutes ago). The Streets are a strange enough sound as it is, but this album is additionally atypical in that … Continue reading →

There’s a scene in Good Will Hunting in which Robin Williams asks Matt Damon: “What’s a good book?” and he replies: “Whatever blows your hair back.” What’s blowing my hair back at the moment is this book called ‘The User … Continue reading →

Fine. He turns up days late and immediately starts lowering the tone. I’d invite him to step outside, but he seems to have Adrian Sleaze Bits on his side and I’m not sure I could take them both at once. … Continue reading →

So anyway, I’ve got this friend, Paul, who is something of a corybantic drunk. When he gets drunk he’s very liable to get naked, or get violent, or at the very least do something incredibly stupid. So, we’re at this … Continue reading →

Well, I didn’t think that there’d be such a good selection of entries and while no-one discovered such classics as “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney“, … Continue reading →

INT. THE SAUSAGE AND CUCUMBER FREE HOUSE – EVENING The pub is quiet for a Friday night and only a few of the regulars are in. In the corner, PIX huddles over an empty table and pulls her coat tightly … Continue reading →

You ain’t seen me… …roight!