December 28, 2004

Hotelfest

It strikes me that, if you’re going to do the christmas thing [for want of a better name], then you should aim to do it with a minimum of washing up. Here’s how:
1. Check into a nice hotel.
mounds of pillowsThis one was a newish luxurish hotel in the town where Pete’s sister lives; our main christmas present from Pete’s mum was two nights plus christmas dinner. In hotel school, I was taught that the hotelier should sleep in every room, and the restaurateur should dine at every table. I don’t believe that the owners of this hotel had slept in our room, because there were one or two little things that marred the overall comfort. But it wasn’t so bad that we had to get blotto to sleep; that was just a coincidence.

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Karen

A clearout

I’m clearing out old bank statements. Apparently, keeping six years and three months of bank statements is a bit excessive.

Pete
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December 27, 2004

Burble

My power of speech has suffered greatly in the last two weeks. I wandered into Dixons and found a set of Harman Kardon Soundsticks II plugged into one of the demonstration computers. I switched them on and was instantly transported to heaven, that famous place which strips you of your ability to make interesting conversation. Here follows an actual, real, genuine hypothetical conversation:
“Hi, Pete. This is Abigail. She’s really fit and totally digs computer programmers who play the bass guitar.”
“Hi, Pete. I’m sooo hot for you.”
“Really? Have you ever heard of the Harman Kardon Soundsticks II? They sound absolutely awesome!”
“Uhm… I have to go. I think I left my cat under the microwave. I can hear him wailing now.”
“Well, shucks.”

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Pete
December 22, 2004

General rant about Christmas

I would like Christmas to be renamed to something more exclusive, but my dad has been writing have a cool yule in his non-religious Christmas cards for years, and he just comes across like a daft old hippy. Those of us who are vaguely atheist, rather than specifically of other religions and cultures, have no obvious grounds for refusing to join in with the tinsel-fest.
But I haven’t worked out how to explain this to my family, who seem to see no further than a mountain of food and the opportunity to demand that we visit them. Apparently mid-winter is the optimum time to take to the roads, and if everyone else is doing it, then so should we. Having said that, the seeing-the-family part is the bit that I think is most important. It would be even better if we could only do this once a year.
I would like to set a maximum spending limit on all presents, or better still, ban Christmas presents, and put the money into better birthday presents, which can of course be enjoyed all year round (on the basis that giving is better than receiving; pull the other one). Or put the money into Amazon vouchers. Amazon vouchers are the BEST present a girl can get.
What befuddles me the most is christmas cards that are handed to me by people. If I can see them with my eyes, and hear them speak, then why do they need to write “Happy Christmas” on a piece of paper and hand it to me?
I am marginally less befuddled by the fact that 22 of my colleagues, most of whom I would not recognise in the street, have sent me Christmas cards; including one member of my own team, who listened carefully to me explaining that I did not wish to give or receive Christmas cards, and then wrote one out, took it down two flights of stairs and across the road to our other building, and put it in a red plastic postbox, from where it was delivered to me the next day, along with my copy of Workplace Law and some junkmail about training. All without the remotest sense of irony.

Karen
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  • Having said all that, I do like a good carol concert. - Karen
  • Some people at my workplace arranged a giant Christmas Card which you could sign in return... - Lori
  • Here here. As I commented... er... on naked blog I think. Christmas isn't a religious holi... - Gordon
  • I haven't read so much perfect common sense about Christmas in a long while. I dream of th... - Vaughan
  • Bah humbug. :-) - Adrian
December 18, 2004

Butternut Squash Lasagne

Searching the BBC food website for vegetarian recipes, I came across this Pumpkin Lasagne. As butternut squash has been something of a favourite at Casa Uborka lately, I thought I’d customise it ever so slightly; purchased ingredients and headed into a practice run for tonight’s veggie dinner party.

The recipe turned out to be the biggest load of nonsense I have ever read. I was about to email the BBC, lambasting them for publishing a recipe that has obviously never been tested, when I noticed that there was a second version of it, with an amended ingredients list, attributed to the tellytubbyesque Anthony Worrall-Thompson.

Unfortunately, the ridiculous cooking instructions haven’t changed. Anyway, by the time I discovered the updated recipe, I had already created my own, which I give to you here.

Ingredients
90ml/3fl oz extra virgin olive oil
600g/3lb 2¼oz butternut squash, peeled, seeded and diced nb. half a butternut squash is about 400g.
250g/9oz fresh ricotta cheese
paprika to taste
fresh ground black pepper

For the béchamel sauce:
55g/2oz butter
55g/2oz plain flour
350ml/10 ½fl oz milk
1 egg
25g/2oz grated cheddar cheese

250g/8 ¾oz green lasagne pasta
25g/1oz Parmesan cheese, grated

Method

  1. Put the olive oil in a large pan and cook the diced squashfor 25-30 minutes or more on a very low heat. Stir frequently and keep covered. The pumpkin is ready when it is completely tender.
  2. Season squash with plenty of paprika and ground black pepper
  3. Add the ricotta cheese while it’s still on the heat. Stir well then remove from the heat. Cover and allow to stand.
  4. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4.
  5. To make béchamel sauce, melt the butter in a small saucepan without letting it fry, add the flour little by little, stirring regularly to avoid lumps.
    When the flour has evenly absorbed the butter, continue to stir and let it cook.
    Add the milk a little at a time until a smooth, thick and creamy sauce is obtained. Season.
  6. In a large ovenproof dish, spread a thin layer of sauce, then arrange a layer of lasagne pasta. Cover with a layer of squash mixture, pasta again, another layer of sauce, more squash mixture and finish with a layer of lasagne pasta.
  7. Add the beaten egg, the grated cheese, and about two tablespoons of water to the sauce, and return the pan to the heat, stirring continuously for about a minute.
  8. Pour this mixture over the lasagne, and sprinkle parmesan cheese on top.
  9. Bake for 30 minutes, and serve with a sharp rocket salad to contrast with the creamy butternut squash.
  10. Of course, we haven’t eaten it yet, so it might be shite. I’ll let you know.

    Update:
    The lasagne looked a little dry when it came out of the oven, but in fact was most edible, and my only complaint would be that it was slightly bland. I think something sharper needs to be added to the filling, or alternatively you could put the butternut squash mixture in one layer, and spinach in the other.

    Meanwhile, my apple and raspberry crumblets were the star of the show.

Karen
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  • Waitrose has the best recipes for just about anything. I also have, lurking somewhere, a p... - Graybo
  • Thanks for the link, Adrian. Sounds yummy! - Lori
  • Squash fajitas sound rather nice. Butternut squash also makes fantastic risotto, and the b... - Karen
  • Sounds rather nice actually. Nice one. Been wondering what to do with the squash I bought ... - pogo
  • Then you'd love this one.. It's absolutely fantastic. ... - Adrian
December 16, 2004

Hppy Txts

I checked my phone at lunchtime, and found three text messages:

  • One from Spengy to say that he had received a copy of Pete’s CD, which I sent him with instructions to deliver to estee when he arrives in Australia next week.
  • One from Lyle to tell me that he got the job. Yay to me for supplying him with the name of an agency. Yay to him for wowing them at interview.
  • And the Hppst Txt of all, from Doctor Pockless, who has finally got somewhere to live. For a while there, it was touch-and-go; but now he will definitely be able to grace future blogmeets with his famous sartorial elegance. Oh yes, Mike may have some shirty competition.

Does anyone else have good news that I should know about?

Karen
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  • Mines a pint. Thanks for the kind words. Got to pack now. Perhaps Pockless will return fro... - Doctor Pockless
  • Harvey Wallbanger, anyone? (my one concession to mixing anything with Smirnoff Blue) Oh, a... - Mr.D.
  • Sadly, since I started being required to work during the day instead of idly surfing, I am... - Karen
  • Oh. P.S. Congrats to Lyle and The Good Doctor respectively. And respectfully. - Mr.D.
  • I have just eaten a proper burger meal with home made chips, salad and a glass of red wine... - Mr.D.
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  • And I thought I was sick of christmas music... - kevin
  • Top work. And I'm not even a Yok, but enjoyed it none the less. Well done. Pete for home s... - Adrian
  • Aw, that's lovely! I particularly like all the twinkly, tinkly keyboards . . . - Vaughan