September 24, 2004

Girls’ Night Out

I’m going out with a group of girls from work tomorrow night. I’m trying to remember the last time I went out with a group of girls from anywhere, and I think it was in 2000. I’m no longer in touch with any of those girls, but I don’t think that has anything to do with the night out.
You know, I’m getting on a bit. The last time I did this, I was under 30. Therefore I don’t know what one wears on a girls’ night out when one is over 30. I’m going for a red-skirt-black-jumper sort of outfit, but maybe that is all wrong. And I’m not sure I’m capable of clubbing until 11, never mind 2. I would rather be at home with my winceyette pyjamas and a mug of ovaltine, by which of course I mean the internet. I think I still prefer hanging out with people I can’t see.
As you know, I have eyes only for Pete, and clubbing is therefore redundant to me. I have no wish to pull, and dancing won’t be any fun without him. Rejecting blokes used to be part of the entertainment, but I suspect I’m too old for that to be an option now; I do, however, have a secret weapon: The Paper Napkin Email Rejection Service – just in case.

Give them anyname@papernapkin.net (or paamail.com, to be less suspicious), tell them it’s your address, and when they write you, they’ll automatically get a response telling them how badly they’ve been rejected.

via Insubstantial

Karen
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  • Oh! Hello Bob - long time no see. I was only thinking about you yesterday. It will be most... - Karen
  • Oscar told me that black is good, you can't go wrong with a black outfit. ;-) Enjoy your ... - Bob
  • Hey those rejections emails hurt!! Er... so I'm told... - Gordon

Ness-Agin

Just for Gordon, today’s twin theme is Guinnessss and White Elephants. I’m not at all sure how that will work. I’m just happy that it’s Friday, and I get to spend two days NOT in Slough.

Karen
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  • Shit! I'm late. Can I have a Black Velvet? - Elsie
  • I'll have a Guinness with a Pink Elephant chaser please. That'll be interesting when it co... - Gordon
  • i'll casually drink the guinness and ignore the elephant in the living room which has a si... - k
  • I thought it was pink elephants? - Adrian
  • *whispers* Oh, and Guinness has two S's. - Lyle
September 23, 2004

Get to the next review

Gordon has very kindly reviewed Pete’s album, and concurs with my description of it as sort of offbeat 80s indie pop. His score of 7.5 out of 10 makes it an absolute bargain at only £7, and details of how to order it can be discovered here.

Karen
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  • I'll have a Delirium Tremens then. ... - Adrian
  • I think it only fair that I choose the cocktail theme - today's cocktails must be Guinness... - Gordon
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  • Yes, but I'm not exactly sure what for. Something to do with tantric knitting, I expect. S... - Doctor Pockless
  • Is 'popup blocker' a euphemism? - Vaughan
  • As a work around for pesky pop-up blockers I suggest you cut some pictures from a gentlema... - Doctor Pockless
  • Two words for you - popup blocker. I went to the site, and it closed all too easily. Where... - Pete
  • Don't rub your thighs, particularly not if they're clothed in winceyette. You could set so... - Vaughan
September 22, 2004

Quote of the Day

Scene: The ticket office in our local railway station.
Karen: Can I have a return to Slough for tomorrow morning, and a receipt, please?
Nasty old lady who sells tickets and never smiles: Are you going anywhere nice?

Karen
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  • Me too, Lori. The Crown, in Farnham Royal to be exact. Very pretty, but WAY too close to S... - Lyle
  • I used to live near Slough. Close enough to have a Slough postcode... never recovered fro... - Lori
  • Oh... was I supposed to wait until Friday? - Doctor Pockless
  • Sounds like a Friday campaign to me! - Gordon
  • Unlucky. If it was top 3 .... - Adrian
September 20, 2004

Quote of the Day

A colleage, on the phone to one of her Temps: I haven’t spoken to you for ages, have I? You’ve been sunk knee-deep in Siemens.

Karen
  • Comments: 4
  • Oh, the old "cheque's in the post" line. *cough* - Vaughan
  • Splendid. Your CD went in the post yesterday. How trusting we are. - Karen
  • LOL - like that old joke... pick a room says the devil... Aside: Pete's cheque is in the p... - Gordon
  • The crucial question is which way up is her temp. - Doctor Pockless

More Job Blogging [because it is so NOW*]

*If Mike says it, it’s so.

I spent Friday at Head Office, ostensibly for a meeting with the Director, but he works shorter hours than me, and spends a lot of time on the phone, so I knew it was just a question of waiting around until he found time for me. Luckily [for me], the branch was short staffed, so I could make myself useful answering phones, putting temp bookings on the computer, and of course making tea.

As an aside, I have cut down in the last few weeks, from four or five cups of tea per day, to two: one when I arrive at work, and one later in the morning. Thereafter I switch to peppermint tea, which is much nicer than it sounds. I cut down because I am having difficulty getting to sleep, which I can’t attribute to anything but excessive caffeine levels, although I will be changing jobs soon, so that will add a certain amount of stress to the list. Everything else in my world is peachy.

Late morning, the director remembers me. I sit in his office hoping that he won’t do that annoying thing where he comes round to my side of the desk and sits beside me to go through something. Technically, this isn’t an invasion of personal space, because he doesn’t get that close, but damn it, he’s supposed to stay over there! The phone rings just as we get started, and of course he answers it. I overhear a long conversation about his mother’s catheter and how much he has on his plate; not two concepts that I would happily include in the same sentence.

The director likes to keep Outstanding Job Lists for all his key personnel. Mine is a list of procedures that need tweaking, training to provide, and reviews of various new systems. He emails me the list every few days, and I usually email it straight back, having done most of the stuff on it. He recompiled my list on Friday, and a few minutes later I received a call from one of the branches, telling me that they had found me a temp job to start next week. I could stay on here until the end of October, but I’m really not doing anything much, and I hate that feeling of waiting around for the working day to end. I would rather move on and spend a month doing something interesting and useful. I’ve been informed that the new company has a Seriously Strict Internet Policy, but it’s only a month’s work, so we’ll cope, won’t we?

The director heads straight into a panic and starts reassigning everything on my list so that I continue to have nothing to do. He also seems slightly put out that I intend to terminate my contract a month early, even though I will now be earning them a decent mark-up.

I’m looking forward to the change. My new role will be entitled Quality Administrator, which sounds to me like a step down, but they’re paying me more, so who cares? I’m currently hoping for an interview for a permanent job in the town where I live, and if I get that, I shan’t be taking the temp job anyway. Working for a recruitment agency has obvious advantages, doesn’t it?

Karen
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  • I was sooo ahead of my time. Since my (blog)beginning I was always complayning about my jo... - Sorsha
  • Troubled Diva, last week: "Job-blogging is so NOW." The Guardian's "Blog watch" column, to... - mike
September 17, 2004

17 Points for Cocktails

The rules are as follows:
You get points for the letters of your name, as signed up below [bad luck Sevitz, well done Pix].
These will be added to the points you scored for your drink, so those who allocated themselves to triple word scores did very nicely, thank you.
There will be a bonus 50 points for anyone who has ordered a copy of Pete’s album.
So, today’s results, in reverse order, and no prizes for guessing who the bloody winner is, as per bloody usual:

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Karen
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  • A mere 27. I'm so ashamed... - Lyle
  • I'm working on it... - Doctor Pockless
  • Heh - Doctor Pockless with a 112-point winning margin over me? ME??? That would never happ... - Vaughan
  • Pah. I claim unfair advantage for people who don't play Scrabble. What the feck is a "trip... - Gordon
  • I thought it was just the Monopoly... but the important thing is that I beat Vaughan. Does... - Doctor Pockless