August 18, 2015

Armpit, Actually

With a final flourish, my stepdad popped his clogs last week. We put our weekend of #adulting on hold and hot-footed it to Armpit to verify that it was actually true. After 27 years of not really getting on with the fellow, this has provoked some complicated feelings, mostly, I’m afraid, on the not-sad spectrum. People keep expressing sympathy, and I keep thinking they mean because we missed out on our lovely weekend in Brighton.

I pulled down my mask, supported my mum, tidied up the house a bit for her, tried to police the bulldozing of her funeral decisions by the extended stepfamily, and answered the phone a lot. Unfortunately we could only stay until Sunday because Bernard, who was living it up at his other grandmother’s house in France, was due to be collected from an airport on Monday afternoon, and I really did want to get him back.

The funeral falls bang in the middle of our canal holiday next week. Oh the logistical puzzling we have done, and finally with the help of Uborka’s sous-chef Lyle, we’ve worked out a thing where we leave the car half way up the canal, go back and pick up the boat, reach the place where we left the car two days later, drive up and do the deathstuff, return same day to the boat, leave the car there again, and carry on up the canal. Like getting a fox across the river without it eating the rabbit.

I know I am callous in dwelling on the impact all this has on us, but the man had lung disease and severe osteoporosis. He was in pain all the time. I didn’t like him but I didn’t wish such misery on him. He closed his eyes and went to sleep, and now my mum can come and visit us whenever she wants.

Karen
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August 7, 2015

Running Club

It’s been a while. I’ve been running. A bit. I’ve been swimming more, but now the summer hols are here, it’s a fortunate day when I find time for either.

I don’t love running in the hot weather so if it’s over 20 degrees that’s an automatic pass. Having said that, I’ve had some lovely runs, and for weeks I have had absolutely no pain at all. I suspect that swimming helps, and not running so much also helps. Finally I’ve found the secret: run less, stress about it less, enjoy it when you do it. Perhaps I needed to have established a foundation of actually being able to run whenever I want to, to crack that secret.

In Wales last week, I ran 3.2 miles barefoot along the shore of Oxwich Bay. Bloody lovely. Barefoot was an interesting experience and if I had 3 miles of beach at my disposal I’d do it all the time. I’d just finished reading Christopher McDougall’s Born To Run, which helped.

I’m really looking forward to the start of term, though, so I can get back into swimming again.

Karen
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July 10, 2015

Spudwatch in July

So there’s a rumour going around that I forgot about Spudwatch. I don’t know where this filthy rumour started, but it’s a complete lie, and it was my intention all along to allow the potato plants to grow to their full height, harvest them, and eat the potatoes before I next gave you an update.
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Pete
July 8, 2015

Pioneer DEH-4700BT

Recently I went shopping for a new car stereo. I wrote about my experience here, but also hinted at a problem with the Pioneer DEH-4700BT which is not quite enough to justify returning it to Halfords (I never want to return to that place again) but enough of an annoyance that, had I know about it beforehand, I definitely wouldn’t have bought a Pioneer. I believe that this also applies to all Pioneer car stereos that can play music from a USB drive.

I had listened to “Hours…”, the latest in my Bowie Project collection, a couple of times, when I noticed that the order of the songs as they were played in the car did not match the track listing on the internet. I checked the files on my computer, and they were all correct. It seemed that the car stereo was shuffling them, but strangely, it was shuffling them the same way each time. It wasn’t shuffling across the entire drive either – just within the directory.

I did some research online and discovered something very interesting. Whereas my previous car stereo, a Kenwood, very sensibly reads from the USB drive in alphabetical order, the Pioneer doesn’t sort them at all! It just takes them in the order that they appear in the file allocation table – in short, it plays the files in the order that they were loaded onto the USB drive.

What had happened here is that the files had been copied across out of sequence. The operating system, quite reasonably, assumes that it doesn’t matter which order they’re written to the drive, as no device would be so stupid as to pay any attention to that further down the line.

Here’s another possible scenario – say you had a bunch of albums already on your USB drive, including a bunch of, say, Foo Fighters albums. A new Foo Fighters album comes out, so you add it to the drive. When you’re driving in your car, you’d expect all the Foo Fighters albums to be next to each other, right? Not if you’ve got a Pioneer. If you’ve got a Pioneer, then your new Foo Fighters album will get played at the end, after your Zero 7 and Zutons.

The solution I’ve found is to use DriveSort. It’s not the most perfectly user-friendly application, but I found the instructions on this page to be very helpful at clearing things up.

It’s a bit of a pain to have to do this extra step every time I copy something new to my USB drive, but I’m sure I’ll get used to it. It’s disappointing that no-one at Pioneer has thought “this is a shocking user experience, we must fix this right away.”

Pete
July 7, 2015

Shopping For Car Stereos

Attentive readers will recall that the display on our car stereo has been going for a while. Inattentive readers may wish to refresh their memories.

Since October, and that ill-fated dalliance with a cheap car stereo, we’ve been bumbling along with the Kenwood, but the display is now utterly, utterly dead. So the other weekend, while the small boy was out with his grandad, we went to the only place where once can really browse car stereos – Halfords. The staff were, as you would of course expect, a small handful of overworked teenagers who wish that all these annoying customers would just go away and leave them alone. I don’t blame the kids, of course. There’s a complex network of events that got us where we are, but that’s beyond the scope of this blog post.

I’d already prepared my requirements. Essential features:

  • Bluetooth, for Karen
  • Front USB port or SD card slot, for me

Nice to have:

  • CD player
  • Compatibility with steering wheel controls

I quickly located the best deal on the wall, an Alpine CDE-173BT for £50, which was impressive because it’s more than £100 anywhere else. It had everything on both my essential and nice-to-have lists. Since there was no dedicated car audio dude available, and you can’t just grab a boxed car stereo off the shelves, I had to join the main checkout queue and wait for 5 minutes to get to the front.

When my turn came, it turned out that they were out of stock. They asked if I’d like them to see if it’s in stock at another store nearby? Yes please, I said. Another few minutes wait. Nope, it’s out of stock everywhere, what a great deal it is. But I’d be able to get it online, they said. At the same price, I asked? Yes, they said. I whipped out my phone and checked. Nope. Karen and I regrouped to discuss strategy.

Look, I said, I had a ballpark budget of £100 anyway. Just because the half-price deal wasn’t a goer, doesn’t mean we should bail. I went back to the wall and settled on a Pioneer DEH-4700BT. Again, it fulfilled all requirements, but wasn’t on sale, so would be £100. Back to the checkout. Waity waity wait. I asked for the adapter to connect it up to the car steering wheel, and there was a wait for that too. Eventually, eventually, we left the shop with the car stereo, and the steering wheel harness adapter, and I could go home and install it.

Installation wasn’t seamless. For one thing, it seems that the unit that Halfords had sold me had actually been bought and returned by someone else already. The anchoring pins on the mounting cage weren’t perfectly straight, and the removal hooks were also looking distinctly second-hand (which is actually a bit of an annoyance, because those things rely on being perfectly straight to work efficiently). Furthermore, the steering wheel adapter isn’t complete either! I need to buy an adapter to adapt the steering wheel adapter to the car stereo. If you’re confused by all this, don’t worry, it’s taken me a fair while to wrap my head around it too.

There’s actually also another small issue with the car stereo itself, but I want to put that in a separate blog post. Put the “Pioneer, really?” over there, and keep the “Halfords, really?” over here.

In conclusion, my Halfords shopping experience was predictably dire. The incomplete steering wheel adapter, the not-completely-new unit, the long wait – add on this issue with the car stereo, which I’ll describe in another blog post, and I’m almost, but not quite, on the cusp of wanting to take the whole thing back to the shop. But that would just mean spending even more time in Halfords. I’d rather cut my losses. Instead, I shall give advice to the unwary:

  1. If you’re looking to buy a car stereo, do not be tempted to think that Halfords, with its physical store and actual human people, will offer a better customer service than Amazon. Once upon a time, there was probably a guy there who could listen to your requirements and help you buy the right device for you. He was fired a long time ago. Nowadays, you’re on your own.
  2. If you’re looking to buy a car stereo, and play music from a USB stick, do not buy a Pioneer. This will be explained in another blog post.
Pete
June 27, 2015

The Bowie Project: Earthling (1997)

Earthling_(album)David Bowie’s a very versatile chap, easily adapting his style to suit the fashions of the day. A perfect example of this is Little Wonder which draws upon the jungle/dance music that was so prevalent in the late ’90s. You don’t get a gradual introduction, it just blasts into life at 200bpm with a drumbeat that might have been stolen from The Prodigy. If that’s the verse, then the chorus is a more conventional rock beat at half the tempo. It sort of bounces between these two styles throughout the song, but I find it hard to know where it’s supposed to be going, whether the structure was planned or it it just fell into place by accident.

Looking For Satellites is a fairly pleasant song – the “Boyzone” namecheck really dates it, which is unfortunate. The vocals in the verse remind me of Damon Albarn in his later years – possibly a combination of Bowie’s accent with the way the vocals are processed. Furthermore, the way he screams “satellites” brings to mind Paul Draper – again, it’s a combination of the way he sings, and the distortion applied to his voice for that word. Beneath this, the song trundles along happily, built around a cute little synth pattern that manages to stop short of getting annoying. The climax is a soaring guitar solo that seems to be always on the edge of collapse.

More jungle in Battle For Britain (the Letter), and Bowie’s really laying the Cockney accent on thick in this song, which never quite feels right. It’s got a fairly funky jazzy piano solo, which is the highlight of the song, but all in all it feels like the ingredients just didn’t mix together properly.

More of the late-Blur influence in Seven Years In Tibet, the verse really does sound like something off of Think Tank, with a steady bassline that still goes off into some curious little corners at places. The chorus is a very different animal though, and animal is definitely the word, it roars and bellows and tries to smash its way out of its cage. Especially effective is how the first chorus is instrumental, it gives you a taster without using up all of the dynamic possibilities too soon. It reaches full belt in the outro, the instruments gradually getting dirtier and uglier and losing their coherency. Smashing stuff.

I think perhaps my favourite on the album is Dead Man Walking, lots of cheesy synth sounds atop a disco-rock foundation. It’s unrelentingly driving, and not only does it have an incredibly catchy chorus, but it builds up to it so elegantly. Lots of great bass work from Gail Ann Dorsey on this song, her approach of keeping things simple, and then throwing in an awesome fill here and there nicely squares with my own ethos. You also don’t notice at first, because it happens so gradually, but the song transitions from being completely electronic at the start, to completely live at the end. It gives the song a really solid shape.

I’m not big on Telling Lies, there’s more gratuitous jungle beats, and the chorus starts to get tedious, very quickly. I just end up listening to the bass fills and ignoring the rest of the song, because they’re really the only bit of it that I find interesting.

The Last Thing You Should Do is a curious little one, in a good way. The verse consists of intentionally lifelessly-administered vocals, singing “nobody laughs anymore” etc, over a lazy soft synth – all very good. Then there’s just this huge racket as all the guitars scream at you, and you’re ambushed with industrial-sounding noise and “yeah!” shouts for a while, before the verse returns, same as before, but you can still hear all the loud instruments waiting behind a park bench, poised to jump out and assault you again when the cue comes. You’ll be waiting forever, because it never does.

I’m also a bit of a fan of I’m Afraid Of Americans. The verse is short, it’s lazy and sleazy and squelchy, and then the chorus beats you across the head with raw grit, and a simplicity that borders on sing-alongable. That said, I’m not blind to the song’s flaw, which is that it seems to be based around one or two ideas that have been stretched out to fill five minutes.

We’ve reached the final track, Law (Earthlings On Fire). I like the way that this song has been constructed, the rhythmic foundation is an unceasing throbbing, and layered on top of that are a huge variety of sounds, from squelchy things to brass stabs and alien noises and guitar crunches, dancing around in the stereo mix like UFOs scattering across the planet’s surface and obliterating mankind.

What a lovely note to end on.

Hits from this album: Little Wonder was fairly successful as a single

My favourite song from this album: Dead Man Walking has so much going for it, it couldn’t be anything else.

Next up: Hours…

Pete
May 29, 2015

Final Day

This morning we had a slow start, a lazy breakfast, and then wandered out into the sunshine. Because of course there is glorious sunshine on our last day here. We crossed the bridge and took the number two tram, which is my favourite, all the way down to the big market. Bernard did not disappoint me with his reaction to the huge colourful hall, sausage stall after sausage stall, tanks of fish waiting to be eaten, and small exhibition about light. We bought a couple of pieces of tat as souvenirs, then geocached our way along the riverside until it felt like lunchtime.

2015-05-29 12.16.08 We found ourselves in an odd little pizzeria slightly to the left of Tourist Central, which also served traditional magyar dishes, so I coukdnhave the Jokai Bableves I’ve been waiting for, and the waiter complimented my hungarian, which has certainly never happened before. For dessert we turned right to find an ice cream stall. Pete, in the middle of Vaci utca, announced that he thought he might have seen a souvenir shop. Meanwhile Bernard and I were stuffing our faces with csokalade fagylalt.

2015-05-29 12.56.59 We paused to inspect the macabre holocaust monumnent that is a load of shoes on the bank of the Danube, representing hungarian jews who were killed and thrown into the river. This provoked a lot of complicated questions and answers. How much do you explain the horrible things that humans do to each other, to a nearly9 year old? He is interested in wars, but more from a video game perspective than anything else, so perhaps it is good to talk about humans as well.

We continued on to Olympias Park, which has an excellent playground and lots of shade. Bernard proceeded to “accidentally” get completely soaked in the fountain, which entailed a return to the flat for dry clothing. We spent the rest of the afternoon in the park with the Pocklesses, and then they took us to another pizzeria for dinner. Luckily we live by the principle that you can never have too many pizzas; though Bernard did insist on finding out for himself why we were strongly advising him against ordering the Diavolo.

And then we said goodbye to A CsaladiPockless and returned to our flat for baths and packing, and to discover that google calendar’s automatic entry of flight times is not as bloody clever as it thinks it is.

Budapest with my family has been mostly fun, with a few moments of painful memory for me, usually distracted instantly by my child pestering me for an ice cream. And that in itself is very therapeutic. He says he has liked it very much here, and would like to stay. It’s like the Pizza Diavolo all over again.

Karen
May 28, 2015

City of Trains

In an attempt to walk less distance today, we made a plan with the Pocklesses to ride on various railway trains. So naturally we started out with a 5k on the island runway (I’m so in love with the red rubber) and then a walk through thr Roadworks District to check out a couple of virtual geocaches. This is how impressed we all were:
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Then we walked all the way to Szena Ter and grabbed bready snacks for our lunch, and finally found the right fountain to rendezvous with DrP. The Pocklet was still asleep in the car so we went to play at an awesome playground while we waited for the end of his nap. This is how awesome:
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Then we walked some more until we got to the terminus of the cog railway, where we showed DrP his first geocache, before riding up the hill to the top. Here we played for a bit at another playground, then took the Children’s Railway (so called because it is operated almost entirely by children, even, apparently, during term time). We sat at the front in an open carriage, where it was both cold and sooty all the way to the other end. We saw a lot of trees. No walking was involved in this section of the day.

Then we took a series of trams back into the city and ate well. Tomorrow we are going on yet another different kind of train, the suburban railway. Yay!

Karen
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