F, my precious, precious angels, is for ‘Forward Planning and thinking laterally.’
Is these recognised female traits?
Well, if they are, they certainly ain’t round here. F is for ‘forward planning and how I’m rubbish at it’.
And, at that, thank you for your kind, kind offer, karen, but I think we’re going to try and do drinks today. Well, I say ‘we’, I’m going to ask, genial hostess that I am, and pix will be dishing it out to all comers.
So Karen was going to serve on the theme of cartoons, we were, of course, going to serve on the theme of gender (genitals, something like that). So take your pick.
Either order something terribly girly, or cartoonish. Maybe. I don’t know. Not done this before.
Woowoo, anyone?
April 30, 2004
F. I only managed to reach F.
Pink gin for me, please.
Hell, I’m celebrating. I’ll take one of each. For my girly cocktail, I’d like a Panty Breeze, and for my cartoon cocktail, I’d like a shot of Stop Motion.
Then, if I may be permitted, I’d like to mix them together. This, of course, results in a Penelope Pitstop.
I’ll go for a woo-woo. Then when I’ve had my woo-woo (and Karen, the urinals in this place are vile – must remember to clean ’em at some point) can I have a pint of Black Russian, please?
It’s been (another) one of those days…
the only girly drink i can think of is a buttery nipple, and those are nasty, so i’m going to go with a vodka martini instead. and my parents are in town, so could we have 3 vodka martinis please? (i’m sure i’ll end up drinking all of them). thank you very many.
Could I combine the two themes and have a Pink Panther. Or perhaps two.
I’m also celebrating, not juts because of all this Joining the EU thing but also thanks to that, they let us go home from work at 1 PM. But I’ll definitely drop by for a few Juliet cocktail and you’ll definitely recognize me in my Jessica Rabbit costume.
Phew – I’m delighted that I don’t have to do it. I was going to ask for a Penelope Pitstop, but I see that my brother has beaten me to it. I just wanted to be tied to a railway track, and squeal “hay-ulp!” a lot.
And tell Lyle that he can’t have a cocktail until he replies to my email. Troublemaker.
So, if I see anyone in a Jessica Rabbit costume tonight, is it safe to assume it’s Sorsha?
Just offer her a Juliet and you’ll see
I’ll have a well lubricated women please.
Email responded to – and yes, I’m crap. Sorry.
Genital theme I can do – a pint of the St Austell Brewery’s Cripple Dick please.
A Scooby Snack would be delicious and much appreciated. Thank you.
I will have several Pints of bitter please.
They too are girly drinks. Or if not, they bloody well should be.
Right now.
Right. Work done. Cocktails coming up very shortly.
I’d like something foofy and fruity w/an umbrella please… and make it a strong one! Thank you!
Sorry for the late order… if you get a chance, I’d love a frozen margarita. Thanks!