December 13, 2013

Without their trousers on

There’s a squirrel on the top of my tree. No angels, no stars, no cribs, none of that business. There are some sheep, but they’re not ones watched over by shepherds until glory shone around and some bloke was like … Continue reading

August 3, 2004

Home from the nightshift

3.30am, it is, in my flat (and the surrounding area, clearly, but that goes without saying. The aim, really, is to get to the point. Which I shortly will do) It’s 3.30 now and my mind is awake. I do … Continue reading

April 30, 2004

F. I only managed to reach F.

F, my precious, precious angels, is for ‘Forward Planning and thinking laterally.’ Is these recognised female traits? Well, if they are, they certainly ain’t round here. F is for ‘forward planning and how I’m rubbish at it’. And, at that, … Continue reading

April 25, 2004

A is for….

Anna, and also for Ann. ‘Anna’, and also ‘Ann’ are, as we say in the business, to give them their technical term, stop me if I’m going too fast; Girl’s Names. By which we mean – and I’ll try and … Continue reading